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Funny Christmas Gifts That'll Steal the Show Under the Tree
The Gift Everyone Talks About Until Next Year
Every family has that one present that gets passed around, photographed and quoted until next December. This page is full of them. Below are 15 funny Christmas gifts from Amazon, from Santa stuck in an outhouse and a Santa who twerks to the famous leg lamp, a moose mug for eggnog and a bag of reindeer farts. Wrap one up, slide it under the tree and get ready to hear the loudest laugh of the morning.
Santa Got Caught in the Outhouse
A giant glowing yard inflatable of Santa waving from an outhouse with a toilet roll on the wall.
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Even Santa has to go sometime, and this yard decoration caught him at the worst possible moment. He leans out of a rustic outhouse with an Occupied sign over the door and a roll of toilet paper on the wall. It lights up and moves, so the show runs all night long. - Set it up on the front lawn and watch the neighbors slow down, point and take photos on the way to work. It turns any yard decoration contest into a comedy show and wins every street group chat. Give it to the dad who loves holiday lights and toilet humor in equal measure.
The Santa Who Twerks Through the Holidays
A dancing Santa toy that sings a holiday tune and shakes his booty like nobody is watching.
- Press the button and this jolly Santa turns his backside to the room and starts twerking to a festive song. His big googly eyes and fluffy beard keep a completely innocent face the whole time. These are the dance moves the North Pole never wanted the world to see.
- Put him on the table during dessert and watch grandma decide whether to laugh or leave the room. He's great on office desks, at holiday parties and on any shelf that needs a little more chaos. Give him to the friend who always ends up dancing on the table at parties.
The Bunny Suit From Your Aunt's Worst Gift
A full-body bunny pajama suit straight out of the classic holiday movie A Christmas Story.
- Every family has an aunt who sends a gift that is worse than coal, and this suit is the most famous example. It has a hood with floppy bunny ears, mitten hands and bunny feet, just like the one from the movie. You will look like a deranged Easter bunny, which is the point.
- Wear it to the family movie night, the office pajama party or the morning everybody opens presents. It's perfect for adults who quote A Christmas Story every December and couples who love matching chaos. Give it to the cousin who swears this gift ruined his childhood.
The Major Award Your Window Deserves
A working replica of the famous leg lamp, the most shocking prize in holiday movie history.
- It's a lamp shaped like a lady's leg in a fishnet stocking and a high heel, topped with a fringed shade. In the movie the dad calls it a major award, and the mom calls it the ugliest thing she has ever seen. Now you can start the very same argument in your own living room.
- Put it in the front window so the whole street can see it glow, exactly like in the movie. It's a hilarious gift for fans of A Christmas Story, movie collectors and dads who love to win things. Give it to the person who calls every present they get a major award.
Your Dog Is Now Santa's Ride
A festive dog costume with a tiny Santa riding on the back and antlers on the hood.
- Who needs eight reindeer when Santa can ride a very confused dog instead? This costume puts a little Santa figure right on your pup's back, with a hood and antlers that complete the sleigh look. Your dog will never understand why everybody keeps laughing at him.
- Take your dog on a holiday walk, to the Christmas photo shoot or to the family party and watch him steal the show. It's a hit with pet parents who dress their dogs for every holiday and with dog-friendly offices. Give it to the friend whose dog has more fans than they do.
Antlers, Rings and Zero Dignity
An inflatable reindeer antler ring toss game that turns your guests into living targets.
- One person wears a giant inflatable antler headband, and everybody else throws rings at their head. The set comes with two antlers, a big pile of rings and round clown noses, so the reindeer look is complete. It's the only Christmas game where being the target is the best part.
- Play it at the family party after dinner, at the office holiday event or with the kids on Christmas morning. It's perfect for big families, game night crowds and any party that needs to get loud fast. Give it to the host who always plans the games and secretly loves winning them.
Drink Eggnog Like Clark Griswold
The famous moose head mug from Christmas Vacation, with antlers for handles and a goofy face.
- Nothing says holiday spirit like drinking eggnog out of a moose head with antlers for handles. This is the famous mug from Christmas Vacation, and it looks just as silly in real life as it does on screen. Every single sip feels like the moose is judging your eggnog choices.
- Pour eggnog on Christmas Eve, bring it to movie night or serve hot cocoa to guests and watch the laughs begin. It's a great gift for Christmas Vacation fans, eggnog lovers and anyone who quotes Cousin Eddie. Give a pair to the couple who rewatches the movie every single year.
Santa's Reindeer Had a Little Gas
A bag of fluffy cherry candy that claims to be what Santa's reindeer leave behind them.
- Somebody finally collected what floats out of the reindeer during the long ride on Christmas Eve. The bag shows Santa's sleigh with a tiny puff of gas behind it, and inside is fluffy cherry candy. It tastes far better than the name suggests, which is a huge relief to everybody.
- Drop a bag into a stocking, hand it out at the office party or tie it to a bigger present as a funny tag. It works great for kids, teens and grown-ups who still laugh at every fart joke. Give it to the uncle who blames every strange smell in the house on the dog.
The Squirrel Hot Tub Nobody Asked For
A fake gift box for a hot tub for squirrels, so your real present gets a ridiculous disguise.
- This box claims to hold a tiny hot tub for squirrels, complete with steps, a corn snack and warm bubbling water. It looks like a real product, so the person opening it stares at it in total confusion. Then they find your real gift inside and realize they have been pranked.
- Pack any small present inside and put it under the tree with a completely straight face. It's perfect for white elephant swaps, family gift exchanges and the friend who shakes every box. Give it to the person who always guesses their presents before opening them.
The Christmas Tree That Sings and Dances
A singing and dancing toy Christmas tree with big eyes, a Santa hat and some serious moves.
- Most Christmas trees just stand in the corner, but this one sings holiday songs and wiggles with every beat. He has big googly eyes, a round nose, a bow and tiny lights, like a tree that joined a band. He sings louder than the whole family put together on Christmas Eve.
- Place him by the front door to greet guests or on an office desk to rescue a slow afternoon. He's a great gift for kids, grandparents and coworkers who love holiday music way too much. Give him to the friend who starts playing Christmas songs on the first day of November.
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