Funny Gag Gifts for the Christmas Party Everyone Will Try to Steal

Win the Gift Exchange Without Spending a Fortune

Open kraft gift box with a red ribbon and a belly button cleaner brush inside, with the text For the Person Who Has Everything, in an office decorated for Christmas
Every Christmas party has a gift exchange, and every gift exchange has one present that gets stolen five times before the night is over. Your job is to bring that one. Below are 15 funny Christmas party gag gifts from Amazon, from a hat that turns your head into a Christmas tree and a Santa who farts when you pull his finger to a beer drinking helmet, a fake 12,000-piece puzzle box and a bag of reindeer poop. Wrap one up, set it on the pile and watch the swapping turn into a full holiday war.
Green Christmas tree hat that frames the face, decorated with candy canes, a reindeer, gingerbread men and a gold star on top

Become the Christmas Tree Yourself

A hat that turns your whole head into a decorated Christmas tree, star on top included.
  • Why stand next to the tree in party photos when you can simply be the tree. This hat wraps around your face like a fluffy pine and comes with little ornaments to hang all over it. The shiny star on top makes you the brightest and most ridiculous guest in the room.
  • Wear it to the office Christmas party, the ugly sweater contest or the family photo on Christmas morning. It's the gift everyone fights over in the exchange because they all want to wear it home. Give it to the coworker who always shows up to parties extra festive.
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Plush Christmas tree costume hat with seven small hanging ornaments, including a stocking, a bell and a Santa hat
Plush Santa Claus toy with a big smiling face, a fluffy white beard, a red suit and one finger raised

Pull Santa's Finger at Your Own Risk

A plush Santa who talks, wiggles and lets one rip every time you press his finger.
  • He looks like a sweet and jolly Santa, until somebody presses his finger and the sleigh bells turn into a loud fart. He also says funny lines and shakes with pride after every single blast. It's the oldest joke in the book, and Santa is clearly very proud of it.
  • Hand him to the most serious person at the office party and ask them to pull his finger. He's a hit at family dinners, Secret Santa swaps and any room full of uncles. Give him to the dad who has been doing the same pull-my-finger joke for thirty years.
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Sitting farting Santa novelty toy with a black belt, black boots and a thumbs-up hand
Red drinking helmet with two beer cans strapped to the sides and a long clear straw tube hanging down

The Helmet That Holds Two Beers

A drinking hat with two can holders and a long straw so your hands stay free for dancing.
  • Slide a can into each side, pop the long straws in your mouth and enjoy two drinks at once with zero hands. It looks like a construction helmet that took a wrong turn on the way to a frat party. This is how engineers would design a Christmas party if nobody stopped them.
  • Wear it for the gift exchange, a holiday football game or the moment the karaoke starts. It's a guaranteed laugh at every office party, tailgate and backyard winter barbecue. Give it to the friend who always holds two drinks and still asks for a third one.
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Can holder hat with black straps on both sides, two cans and a looping drinking straw
Black prank gift box labeled Jigsaw Puzzle with a plain sky picture, a small moon and a 12000 piece badge

The Puzzle Nobody Will Ever Finish

A prank gift box that promises a 12,000-piece puzzle of nothing but sky and one tiny moon.
  • The box shows a 12,000-piece puzzle of plain sky with one tiny moon, and it even comes with a magnifying glass. The good news is that there is no puzzle inside, just a box ready for your real gift. The look of pure horror on their face is the actual present here.
  • Put a small gift inside and drop it on the pile at the office gift exchange or the family swap. Watch the winner pretend to be excited while slowly dying inside. Give it to the puzzle lover, the overthinker or anyone who brags about their endless patience.
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Fake 12,000-piece jigsaw puzzle box with a blue sky photo and a hand holding a magnifying glass on the corner
Novelty sunglasses with a red Santa hat on top, dark lenses and a white curly beard hanging below

Santa Showed Up in Sunglasses

Sunglasses with a Santa hat on top and a fluffy beard hanging below, all in one piece.
  • This is Santa on his day off, with shades, a hat and a beard that clip on in a single second. It's a full Santa costume that fits in your pocket and needs no cotton balls at all. You will look like the coolest Santa in the history of the mall photo line.
  • Wear them for the party selfie wall, the gift exchange or the moment you hand out the presents. They work great at office parties, bar crawls and the family Christmas Zoom call. Give them to the friend who wants to be Santa but refuses to wear the full suit.
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Santa costume sunglasses with a fluffy white hat brim, a white pom pom and an attached white beard
Shot glass roulette game with a black and red spinning wheel surrounded by sixteen small numbered shot glasses

Spin the Wheel, Take the Shot

A mini roulette wheel surrounded by shot glasses, so every spin decides who drinks next.
  • Fill the little glasses, spin the wheel and wait for the ball to pick its next victim. It's a casino right in your kitchen, except the only thing you can lose is your dignity. Vegas never looked this festive or this terrible for anyone's morning after.
  • Bring it out after the gift exchange, at a friendsmas party or during a long New Year's Eve countdown. It turns any kitchen counter into the most popular table of the night. Give it to the friend who hosts every party and loves a good game more than the snacks.
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Drinking roulette set with a gold center wheel, two metal balls and shot glasses with red and black rims
Large green gift exchange dice with red printed rules like Roll Again and Two Players Swap Gifts

The Dice That Starts the Gift War

A giant gift exchange dice that tells everyone when to swap, steal or keep their present.
  • Roll the dice and it might tell you to swap with the person across from you or with someone wearing glasses. Each side has a new rule, and every rule ends a friendship for about five minutes. It's the referee of the gift exchange, and it shows no mercy at all.
  • Use it at the office party, the family white elephant or a Secret Santa swap with your friends. It keeps the game moving and makes every single round louder than the last one. Give it to the host who plans the gift exchange and wants total chaos this year.
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Christmas swap dice with instructions on each side, including Swap With Someone Wearing Glasses and Pick 1 Person to Unwrap a Gift
White inflatable snowman costume with a black top hat, a striped scarf and three black buttons

Show Up to the Party as a Snowman

A blow-up snowman costume with a top hat and scarf that turns you into a walking winter yard decoration.
  • Switch on the little fan and you instantly puff up into a round, jolly snowman with a top hat and a scarf. Your face peeks out of the middle like you got trapped inside a holiday decoration. Walking through a doorway now counts as a full workout and a comedy show.
  • Wear it to the office party, the ugly sweater night or a holiday fun run with friends. It makes every group photo better and every dance move about ten times funnier to watch. Give it to the friend who never does anything halfway, especially at costume parties.
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Blow-up snowman suit with a round body, short arms, a face opening and a scarf around the neck
Prank gift box labeled Cat Hat Wearable Cat Tree, showing a cat lying on a round bed worn on a head

The Box That Promises a Cat Tree for Your Head

A prank gift box for a fake product that turns your head into a bed for your cat.
  • The box shows a wearable cat tree that sits on your head, so your cat can nap while you knit or read. It looks completely real, with product photos, features and a very happy cat on top. The best part is that the product does not exist, but their reaction will.
  • Hide a real gift inside and watch the cat lover at the party try to figure out if they should be excited. It works at office swaps, family gift exchanges and birthdays all year long. Give it to the friend who would honestly buy this in a second if it were real.
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Fake product gift box with Cat Hat text, scratch wraps and cartoon product details printed on the side
Drawstring bag printed with Reindeer Poop and a reindeer illustration on a pile of chocolate pieces

A Bag Full of Reindeer Poop

Chocolate treats in a little sack that proudly says the reindeer left them behind.
  • Somebody had to clean up after Rudolph, and they packed it all into a cute little drawstring bag. Don't worry, it's just chocolate pretending to be the worst thing you could find on the roof. It tastes much better than it sounds, which is not hard to do.
  • Put it in the gift exchange pile, the office candy bowl or a stocking for a grown-up. Watch the reactions when people realize they're eating something called reindeer poop. Give it to the friend with a sweet tooth and a seriously questionable sense of humor.
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Small cloth sack of chocolate reindeer poop candy with a vintage reindeer drawing and black lettering
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