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Inappropriate White Elephant Gifts for Adults Only
Rated R for Ridiculous
Every white elephant swap has that one gift that makes the room gasp, then laugh, then fight over it. This page is for the grown-up swaps where the kids are asleep and HR is definitely not invited. Below are 15 inappropriate white elephant gifts for adults, from a mankini and a mooning garden gnome to an elephant thong that takes the name of the game a little too literally, a That's what she said button and a pair of bikini shot glasses. Pick one, wrap it in very innocent paper and watch who blushes first.
The Mankini That Wins the Swap by Default
A one-size-fits-nobody swimsuit that turns any gift exchange into a stand-up comedy show.
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Some gifts are wrapped with love, and this one is wrapped with pure audacity. It is a mankini, the swimsuit version of a dare, held together by two thin straps and a lot of confidence. Nobody has ever opened it with a straight face, and nobody ever will. - Hand it over at the office party and watch your boss pretend to be shocked while secretly wanting it. It shines at bachelor parties, pool days and polar plunges where someone needs to become a legend. Perfect for the friend who always says he will wear anything.
The Garden Gnome Who Says Goodbye With His Butt
A cheeky little gnome who shows the whole street exactly what he thinks of the neighbors.
- Most garden gnomes guard the flowers with quiet dignity, but this little guy chose chaos. He drops his pants, looks back over his shoulder with an innocent smile and flashes the whole street. A tiny bird even sits next to his bare behind like it paid for front row seats.
- Put him by the front door, in the flower bed facing the neighbors or on your desk facing the boss. He is a great swap gift for gardeners, new homeowners and anyone at war with their homeowners association. Every person who walks past will do a double take.
A White Elephant Gift in the Most Literal Sense
Novelty elephant underwear with googly eyes, floppy ears and a very well placed trunk.
- Someone had to take the name white elephant seriously, and this is the result. It is a tiny pair of novelty underwear shaped like an elephant face, with floppy ears, googly eyes and a trunk that sits exactly where you think it does. It is the pun that wraps itself.
- Bring it to any white elephant swap and you instantly win the theme of the night. It works for bachelor parties, birthdays and the buddy who swears nothing can make him blush. Expect it to get stolen at least twice, mostly by people who want to regift it fast.
The Kitten Card Game You Should Never Play at Grandma's
The not-safe-for-work edition of a famous party card game, made strictly for grown-ups.
- Imagine a sweet card game about kittens, then imagine it went to college and never called home. This edition swaps the cute stuff for rude jokes, absurd drawings and cards you will not want to explain to your kids. It is like roulette, but with more cats and much worse manners.
- Pull it out after dinner when the wine is open and the polite conversation has run dry. It is a hit at game nights, girls' trips, cabin weekends and any party with a strict no-kids rule. Ideal for couples, roommates and friends who always laugh at the wrong things.
The Button That Ruins Every Serious Meeting
Press it after any innocent sentence and hear the most famous comeback in sitcom history.
- For years you had to say it yourself and risk a talk with HR, but now a button does it for you. One tap plays the legendary That's what she said line in a voice that sounds just like a certain paper company manager. It is basically a legal way to be immature.
- Keep it on your desk for meetings full of phrases like it is too hard or that was quick. It works at office parties, game nights and family dinners where someone needs to be the bad influence. The perfect gift for any fan of the show and every coworker with no filter.
The Inflatable Husband Who Never Leaves the Seat Up
A life-size blow-up boyfriend who talks, listens and never asks what is for dinner.
- Meet the most cooperative man in the world: six feet tall, always smiling and completely full of air. He comes with a set of preset phrases, so he talks just enough to seem charming and never enough to start a fight. He also never steals the blanket or the remote.
- He is the guest of honor at bachelorette parties, divorce parties and girls' nights that need a fake date. Buckle him into the passenger seat for the carpool lane or seat him at the head of the table for photos. A perfect gift for the single friend who is done with dating apps.
The Coffee Mug With a Rude Surprise at the Bottom
It looks innocent until the last sip, when a tiny hand rises up to say what you really think of Monday.
- From the outside it is a plain, polite coffee mug that would never offend anyone. But as the coffee disappears, a tiny 3D hand slowly appears at the bottom, holding up one very specific finger. It is the most honest morning message ever served in a cup.
- Use it at the office when someone asks for the report again or when a meeting could have been an email. It is a sneaky gift for coworkers, grumpy bosses and anyone who hates mornings. Serve your mother-in-law tea in it and enjoy her face at the very last sip.
The Coloring Book That Swears So You Don't Have To
Pretty flowers, calming patterns and all the words your mother told you never to say.
- Adult coloring books promise peace and calm, and this one delivers it with a sailor's vocabulary. Each page mixes delicate flowers and swirls with big, bold swear words that are oddly satisfying to color in. It is meditation for people who prefer to say how they really feel.
- Give it to the friend who is one more email away from losing it, or the coworker who sighs at every meeting. It is perfect for lazy Sundays, long flights, wine nights and quiet lunch breaks. Grab some markers and color your way to inner peace, one rude word at a time.
The Shot Glasses Wearing Tiny Bikinis
Two shot glasses dressed for the beach, even when the party is in the middle of December.
- These shot glasses showed up to the party in nothing but a swimsuit and zero regrets. Each one is shaped like a curvy little torso with a tiny painted bikini top, so every round looks like a beach vacation. Pour a shot and the glass suddenly gets a lot more cheerful.
- They are made for bachelor parties, birthday shots, pool parties and the bar cart of the friend who loves a theme. Bring them to a winter swap and you will have the only summer gift in the room. Ideal for party animals, home bartenders and anyone who says one more round.
One Giant Pair of Underwear for Two People
Extra-wide novelty briefs with four leg holes, because some couples really do share everything.
- Couples share a bed, a streaming password and sometimes a toothbrush, so why not underwear? These ridiculous oversized briefs have room for two people and four legs, and they turn any couple into a three-legged race. Getting in is easy, but walking out with dignity is not.
- Hand them to the newlyweds at the swap, or to the friends who are always way too cute in public. They work for bachelorette parties, anniversaries, couples' game nights and costume parties. Expect a hilarious photo shoot the moment two brave people try them on.
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