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Office White Elephant Gifts That Won't Get You Sent to HR
Where Gift Swapping Meets Office Politics
The office white elephant party is a delicate sport, because the gift has to be funny enough to win the room and clean enough to survive Monday morning. This page is your cheat sheet. Below are 15 office white elephant gifts, from a legendary stapler and a desktop sand trap to a gong, a swear jar and a game for people fluent in corporate speak. Wrap one up, bring your best poker face and let the stealing begin.
The Stapler Everyone Guards With Their Life
A classic desktop stapler that has starred in cubicle legends for decades.
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This is the stapler from every office daydream, the one that earns a dramatic gasp the moment the wrapping paper falls away. It staples with serious authority and looks fantastic doing it. Somewhere a cubicle worker is already whispering that it belongs to them. - Put it on a desk, in the supply closet or in the middle of the gift table and watch the swap get tense. It is the safest funny gift for a mixed-age office because everyone knows the legend. It's a perfect gift for movie fans, paper pushers and anyone who guards a desk like a dragon.
A Tiny Golf Course Under Your Monitor
A desktop sand garden with a flag, a bunker and a rake for stress-free tee times.
- This miniature course comes with a putting area, a flagstick, a bunker and a tiny rake for smoothing the sand between holes. Practice your swing, design a new hole or drag the rake in slow circles while an email thread burns. It's golf and zen in one little box.
- Park it on a manager's desk, a reception counter or a home office shelf and let visitors take a quick putt between meetings. At a gift swap it wins over every golf fan and anyone who needs a peaceful minute. It's a perfect gift for stressed executives and golf dads.
Count the Days Until the Next Disaster
A dry-erase sign that keeps score of office incidents, with an explosion for decoration.
- Every workplace has a spilled coffee, a reply-all disaster or a microwave fish scandal, and this sign is here to track them. Write the days since the last one in the box and watch the whole office compete to keep the number high. The little explosion drawing sets the right mood.
- Hang it above the break room sink, beside the printer or on the door of a department that has seen things. At a team party it becomes an instant tradition, because somebody has to reset the number tomorrow. It's a perfect gift for managers with a sense of humor and anyone who works around chaos.
Hand Out the Trophy Nobody Earned
A goat in a crown and sunglasses that finally gives office legends a proper award.
- A cool goat with a crown, sunglasses and a chain around its neck looks ready to close a deal and then close the club afterwards. The base proudly announces The G.O.A.T., which is a big claim for a statue. It brings instant glory to any shelf or desk.
- Give it to the person who saved the project, the one who always brings donuts or the boss who survived another budget meeting. At a gift exchange it becomes the prize everybody pretends not to want while planning a steal. It's a perfect gift for sports fans and team leads.
Settle Every Argument With a Foosball Match
A tabletop foosball game that turns the lunch break into a championship.
- This tiny foosball table brings full stadium drama to the break room, complete with rows of little players and two balls ready for action. Spin the rods, shout at the goalkeeper and discover which coworker hides a competitive monster. The only referee is the loser's ego.
- Set it on a conference table after the meeting, on a coffee table at a party or next to the microwave at lunch. At a swap it gets tested before the party ends, with a tournament bracket drawn on a napkin. It's a perfect gift for gamers, sports fans and families who play nicely until the first goal.
A Game for People Fluent in Corporate Speak
A word-guessing party game where office buzzwords finally get what they deserve.
- Circle Back turns the language of conference rooms into a team game, where you must describe the buzzwords without using the buzzwords. It's hilarious how quickly a room full of professionals starts to sound like a quarterly report. Bring synergy, but leave the slides at home.
- Play it at an office party, a team retreat or a family dinner where somebody always says let's take this offline. Two teams and about twenty minutes are enough to start a loud rivalry. It's a perfect gift for coworkers and anyone who has survived a meeting that could have been an email.
Ring In Every Win With Your Own Gong
A desktop gong with a little mallet that makes every closed deal sound legendary.
- This tabletop gong hangs from a tiny stand with a mallet ready for dramatic moments, like sending a long email or finishing a spreadsheet. One soft strike and the whole desk sounds like a monastery announcing a great victory. It's calm, funny and impossible to ignore.
- Keep it in a sales area, a creative studio or a home office, then ring it after every small win so the team can celebrate. At a gift swap it earns a gasp and a first strike from the next person who steals it. It's a perfect gift for meditation fans, sales teams and dramatic managers.
Make Every Bad Word Pay Rent
A swear jar that turns every bad word into a small contribution to the party fund.
- The label says Swear Jar and it means business, with a lid that locks away every cuss word and every shameful coin. Drop in a coin each time somebody says a word that isn't suitable for the office and watch the savings grow fast. By December the jar will fund a pizza party for everyone.
- Place it on a desk near the printer, beside the coffee machine or in the middle of a tense project meeting. At the swap it becomes a running joke the moment somebody drops a coin by accident. It's a perfect gift for project managers, parents and coworkers who say everything after deadlines.
Look Busy While Your Coffee Gets Cold
A tiny USB mouse mover that keeps the cursor moving while you take a very important lunch.
- This little gadget plugs into a computer and keeps the cursor moving, which makes the screen look busy even when you are not there. It is the smallest gift on the table and somehow gets the loudest laugh. Officially it keeps the laptop awake during downloads, which is what we'll tell HR.
- Hide it in a gift bag at the company swap and let people guess what it does before the big reveal. It works at home offices, shared desks and meetings where the laptop must stay awake. It's a perfect gift for remote workers, night-shift heroes and anyone who has ever pretended to be typing.
Ring for Service in the Land of Cubicles
A cheerful smiling bell that turns any desk into a front counter.
- A big smile on a classic service bell makes every ding sound like a tiny celebration instead of a complaint. The sign beside it politely asks visitors to ring for assistance, which is a very bold thing to put on a desk. It's the friendliest way to say come here and bother me.
- Place it at a reception counter, outside a manager's door or at the end of a long hallway and wait for the first brave ring. At the swap it becomes the instant prize for anyone who wants to boss the party around. It's a perfect gift for managers, teachers and coworkers who love a ding.
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