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Funny White Elephant Gifts for Guys That Start a Stealing War
Because Socks Are Not a Personality
Buying for the guys at a white elephant swap is a trap: grab another gift card and nobody remembers it, grab socks and you get pity laughter. The trick is something that makes him yell, steal it back and use it that same night. Here are 15 funny gifts for guys that do exactly that, from a pizza cutter shaped like a power saw to a beer koozie with its own fishing reel.
The Pizza Cutter That Thinks It's a Power Tool
A circular saw for pizza night, so he can finally use the shop voice in the kitchen.
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This is a pizza cutter built to look exactly like a circular saw, complete with a handle, a guard and a base plate that glides over the crust. Every slice sounds like a home renovation project. No pizza has ever been cut with this much confidence or this little reason. - Hand it to the guy who owns three drills and has never once used a regular pizza wheel. It gets a big laugh at game night, poker night or any party where somebody orders a large pepperoni. It is the white elephant gift every dad in the room will try to steal.
The Beer Koozie With a Real Fishing Reel
A drink holder with a working reel on the side, so he can fish and sip with one hand.
- This drink holder hides a tiny working fishing reel right on its side, complete with line and a little lure. He can cast, reel and sip without ever putting the can down. It is the most efficient fishing gear ever invented, assuming the fish are very small.
- Bring it on the boat, to the lake dock, a tailgate or a backyard pool party where the only catch is another drink. It is perfect for anglers, campers and the dad who calls every trip a fishing trip. Expect him to try catching snacks across the table all night.
The Man Bun Visor for Guys Who Can't Grow One
Instant hipster hair on a sports visor, no growing, brushing or commitment required.
- This sports visor comes with a curly man bun already attached on top, so he can look like a barista in exactly three seconds. It is the hairstyle he always wanted without the years of awkward growing out. Nothing says I meditate and brew kombucha like a fake bun.
- He can wear it to the golf course, a backyard barbecue or a fantasy football draft and watch people double take. It is a perfect gag for bald dads, buzz cut brothers and coworkers who mock man buns. Bonus points if he refuses to take it off all night.
The Cap Gun That Opens Beer and Fires the Cap
Pop the bottle, launch the cap across the room and declare yourself the party sheriff.
- It looks like a toy pistol, but it is actually a bottle opener that pops the cap off and launches it with a satisfying shot. Every new drink turns into a tiny target practice session. It is officially the loudest way to say, who wants another round tonight.
- Bring it to tailgates, backyard parties and fishing trips where the cooler is the real center of attention. Guys will spend the whole night trying to hit a bucket across the yard. It makes a perfect cheap white elephant gift for the friend who always grabs drinks.
Drink Like a Viking Who Has Never Seen a Cup
A real drinking horn mug set for guys who want every beer to feel like a victory feast.
- This is an honest Viking style drinking horn with a handle, plus a matching mini horn shot cup and a horn handled bottle opener. Every sip feels like he just returned from raiding a village and wants mead now. Ordinary pint glasses will never look interesting to him again.
- It is perfect for game nights, Renaissance fairs, fantasy movie marathons and anyone who yells skol at sports games. Hand it to the bearded friend, the history buff or the guy who owns a battle axe for no reason. Expect a few loud toasts the moment it is unwrapped.
A Giant Boot Full of Beer Because Glasses Are Boring
A boot shaped glass that holds a full liter and an entire Oktoberfest of bad decisions.
- This is a massive glass shaped like a boot, and it holds a full liter of whatever he is brave enough to pour. Drinking from it is simple until the toe fills with air and the beer splashes back at his face. That splashing moment is the whole point of the boot.
- Break it out for Oktoberfest, bachelor parties, Super Bowl Sunday or a backyard grill session with the guys. Pass it around the table and watch everyone try to drink without getting sprayed. Perfect for the friend who always says he can finish anything.
A Heart Full of Meat Instead of Chocolate
A heart shaped gift box packed with meat sticks for the guy who would rather have jerky.
- It looks like a classic box of chocolates, but open the heart and it is packed with fourteen wrapped meat sticks in wild flavors. The lid shows two cattle in a dramatic romantic pose that belongs in a movie poster. Love is great, but snacks are forever.
- Unwrap it at a holiday gift swap and watch every guy in the room suddenly want to trade. It is a hilarious gift for husbands, boyfriends, hunters, grill masters and anyone who skips dessert. It also makes a top tier snack for game day on the couch with friends.
The Legendary Wolf Shirt That Breaks the Internet
Three howling wolves, one glowing moon and enough confidence for an entire pack.
- This is the famous shirt with three wolves howling at a full moon, the one the internet decided gives the wearer mystical powers. Some say it boosts confidence, some say it attracts compliments from strangers. Everyone agrees it is impossible to ignore.
- He can wear it to a camping trip, a concert, a casual Friday at work or the next big family reunion photo. It is a perfect gift for the guy who loves memes, wolves, the outdoors or all three at once. Expect him to howl at least once the second he opens it.
Cornhole for Guys Who Refuse to Leave the Couch
A tiny desktop version of the backyard classic, built for offices, bars and lazy Sundays.
- These are two tiny cornhole boards with mini bean bags, so the backyard tournament can happen right on a coffee table. The game is exactly the same, except the stakes somehow feel even higher. Grown men will trash talk over a board the size of a phone.
- Set it up at the office, a sports bar, a tailgate or during halftime when nobody wants to go outside. It is ideal for competitive dads, desk jockeys and that one friend who takes every game seriously. It turns every boring work break into a championship.
Brand Your Steak Like a True Grill Cowboy
A personalized branding iron that marks every steak with his initial before it hits the plate.
- This branding iron stamps his custom initial right onto a sizzling steak, juicy burger or wooden board. Suddenly dinner looks like it came straight from his own private cattle ranch. It is the most dramatic way to tell everyone, this one is mine, back off.
- Hand it to the backyard pitmaster, the guy with a smoker the size of a car or the dad who calls himself the grill boss. It is a hit at summer barbecues, tailgates and Sunday cookouts with friends. Every guest at the table will want their burger branded too.
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